Make Pocket Pussy An indepedent analysis of the fleshlight, fake vagina, sex toys and male masturbators.

Independent sleeve testing

Every texture feels different. We measure how.

The manufacturer describes hundreds of textures the same way. We measure the canal zone by zone and show you which parts you would actually reach.

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Entry End of canal
Entry8.9 in of canalEnd
Entry ring — Cross-ribs, tightChamber — Opens wide, bumps all round0.8Constriction — Narrow pass-through2.5Main run — Angled teeth2.9Ribbed funnel — Narrows to the end5.5
  1. Entry ring0–0.8 in · 0.4 in wide · intensity 4/5Cross-ribs, tight
  2. Chamber0.8–2.5 in · 0.7 in wide · intensity 5/5Opens wide, bumps all round
  3. Constriction2.5–2.9 in · 0.4 in wide · intensity 4/5Narrow pass-through
  4. Main run2.9–5.5 in · 0.6 in wide · intensity 5/5Angled teeth
  5. Ribbed funnel5.5–8.9 in · 0.28 in wide · intensity 2/5Narrows to the end

Drawn to scale. At 5.5 inches you never reach that last section — roughly a third of what you paid for.

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Full methodology

Five things we do that you can check for yourself. Each one links to the page describing it in full.

We buy what we test

Nothing here arrives free from a brand in exchange for coverage. Where a sample was provided, the review says so at the top. It is the cheapest way to keep a score honest.

How we are funded

We measure the canal by hand

Every zone gets a start depth, an end depth and a diameter, taken with a ruler rather than copied from a spec sheet. Those numbers drive the scale diagram and the fit calculator on each review.

Our testing method

Character is separated from quality

Intensity, tightness and realism describe what a sleeve is, not how good it is, so they never touch the score. A texture rated low on realism is not being marked down — it was never trying.

The full rubric

Codes are checked at a real checkout

A person takes each code to the basket and tries it. The date it was last checked is printed next to it, and codes that pass their recheck window are hidden automatically instead of quietly failing.

How we verify deals

We publish our mistakes

When a measurement turns out wrong or a score moves, we log the change with the date rather than editing the page and saying nothing. The corrections list is public and it is on this homepage.

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Codes hide themselves once they pass their check date.

The work behind the reviews

  • 3 sleeves bought and tested

These are counted from our own records and update themselves. We do not round them up.

Who writes here

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Three people write and test everything here. Nothing publishes under a house account.

Kayla Lords

Senior editor, written reviews

Kayla is a full-time freelance writer specialising in sex, relationships and BDSM. Alongside her own sites she has written for Kinkly, Submissive Guide and Kink Craft, and produces editorial and product content for adult-industry retailers including JackandJillAdult.com and VibrationNations.com. On this site she owns the written review standard: she sets the questions every review has to answer, edits the testing notes into finished copy, and signs off the final verdict.

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New reviews, when there are new reviews

We publish when a sleeve has been through the full testing process, which is not often. Expect roughly one email a month, sometimes fewer. No sequences, no upsells, no sharing your address with anyone.

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When we get it wrong

Corrections policy

We measure by hand, so we will sometimes measure wrong. When that happens we fix the page and log it here with the date, rather than editing quietly.

No corrections logged yet. When we get something wrong and fix it, it will be listed here with the date and what changed — not quietly edited.